About Me

Hi there! My name is Kelly and here's some random facts about me:

I am married to a wonderful man named Travis who is 7 years younger than me, so I guess that makes me a cougar. We recently had a baby boy named Liam or Nugget as I like to call him. He's probably the cutest baby in the world. I have an adorable pitbull named Madison Marie (yes, she has a middle name!) or Maddy for short. She's the sweetest pup on the planet and would lick you faster than she would bite you. I can't stand people who buy into the hype about pitties being bad dogs. There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. I'm a huge animal lover and cry at the stupid Sarah McLachlan commercials. I procrastinate like it's my job. I like wine. A lot. I can't cook and I hate cleaning. I'm super crafty and  have a small side business making chocolate treats. I have a degree in art but work for a title company. Most people don't know what a title company is and that's ok with me. I’m insanely clumsy; I’m constantly hurting myself, falling down or walking into things. I don't eat meat and haven’t since the 3rd grade. My husband on the other hand, is a carnivore and a hunter. Oh the irony! I find that the more profanity I use, the happier I am. I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order but I can only place about 10 on a map. I am addicted to Dunkin Donuts vanilla iced lattes. I am really close to my family and would rather spend time with them than most people. Last but not least, I have an irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. I think I've probably watched too many zombie movies...but that just helps me prepare for the inevitable.

Thank you for taking the time to read my blog. I appreciate it!